What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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