- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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