Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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