What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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