- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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