A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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