- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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