The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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The cream, it is coming

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hi michael

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Women's rights.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Anti Joke

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