How tall is oprah.. 5'7

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

White NBA players.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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