- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Where's my baby??

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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