- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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