- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What's half of 8? o

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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