- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Pickles are moist.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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