- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Your girlfriend.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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