Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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