- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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