This is a random Anti joke.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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BIG MAC'S

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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