- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

My Boyfriend

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Irish sobriety

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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