- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Justin's life

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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