What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Wait! hundred billions!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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