How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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No your aunties a joke

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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