A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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How about that airline food?

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A dyslexic blind man

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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A man died.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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roses are red violets are blue

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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