- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

human centipede

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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