- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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