whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Llamaworm

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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