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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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