- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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