What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Terraria

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

My Boyfriend

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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