- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I <3 Hitler

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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