how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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