- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

womens rights

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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