- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

your mom.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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