- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Barack Obama

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Justin beiber's penis

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

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