Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Canadians

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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