Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

autistic kids rock

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

chinga tue madre Ryan

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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