your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Okay, after this one then...

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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