- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

This isn't funny.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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