- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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