What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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