- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Grace Ackerson

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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