- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

sucks Syntax...

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who is John Galt?

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