your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Justin Beiber

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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poopy is poopy

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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