Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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