- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What hurts like hell? HELL

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

I have a horse.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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