knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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