- Anti Joke

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

knock knock who's there? faith

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.