- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Immigration Laws

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

knock knock whos there open open who the door

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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