dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

The Morman Religion.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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