- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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