- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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