what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Whats 1+1? window!

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

how do you call someone? use a phone

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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