Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Women's rights.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Jebron Lames.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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honest politician

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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