- Anti Joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians