Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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field day?

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Antijokes...

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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