- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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