- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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