A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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