What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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