- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What comes after 23? 24.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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