- Anti Joke

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.