- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Life

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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