- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

You were born.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

haha black people :D

women's rights

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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