Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Pickle

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How you know when dislextic

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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