Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

European on my shoes, buddy.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

i'm hard

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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