A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A car walks into a bar.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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