- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What? Huh?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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