- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Guest what? Dog

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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