- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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