- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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