- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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