- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??