What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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You sick fiend

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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