How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

9/11

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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