Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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