- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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