What to hear an anti-joke? No.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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