- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Nice belt.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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