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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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