- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I love pissing people off :P

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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