- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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