- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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