- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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