Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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