- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

dat shoe shine tho

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what you get time to go with? - a clock

penis in the camel

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