Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

You know what's funny? A well told joke

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why was the man sad His got raped

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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