Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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