I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

How do you end a sentence

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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