- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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