What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Black people.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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