Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Wanna hear a joke? no

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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