why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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