- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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