Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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