How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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butt sex

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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WNBA

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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