2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

My Nan, that is all.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

star wars kid

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Anti Joke

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