How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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