What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Tall asians

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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