- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Hello.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A women left the kitchen.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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