- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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