- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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