Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's white and gluey Glue

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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