What is 9+10? 19

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Nickelback

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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