- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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