- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Nice belt.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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