Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

i hate non minorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Dead girls can't say no.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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