- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is 9+10? 19

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The Princess is in another castle

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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