- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A man walks into a bar

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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