- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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