- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Equal rights!

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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