- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Boner

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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