why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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womens rights.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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lol

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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