How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

The duck didn't cross the road.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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