There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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