- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

The government

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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