Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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