- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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